[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Deftones – “Passenger” ]

I had this really weird dream last night. I was at an awards show with a bunch of people from high school. Angelina Jolie was onstage presenting a piece on someone that looked like Ray Walston, but in the dream I knew he was dead, so I was confused because he was in the audience. Anyway, she gets done and goes back to her seat. All of a sudden on the big monitors we see a close up of her back at her seat, and she’s lifting up her dress and the woman next to her is playing with her cootchie. Everyone in the audience is like.. .”waaaaaaaaa?!” Me and my friends are just cracking up. There are kids in the audience crying. They go to commercial, and people in the audience start leaving in droves. Then my friends and I get up and get better seats since everyone is leaving.

End of dream.

What the fuck was that about? I’ve never dreamed of Angelina Jolie before. I mean she’s pretty, but she doesn’t do much for me. And Ray Walston? And the kids crying, and the PDA and groping? At any rate I’m running late for work now.