So I had planned on waking up at 7:30 so I could get in to work early to finish up some projects. This morning, I open my eyes, thinking I’m up too early because the alarm isn’t going off, and as my eyeballs slowly shift into focus, 11:41 is revealed on the clock. Doh. So since it’s the middle of the freakin’ day and the busses aren’t every five minutes, I’m into the office by 1pm.

Here’s the nice thing – no one noticed. Which begs the question, how long would it take for someone to notice my rotting corpse sprawled out in the kitchen?