Late to the boat, unlike Chuck Norris

Yeah, I missed this one the first time around.  Well, second time around too since it was also a website I had never come across.  Anyhoo… picked this up in Virgin Megastore today while I waiting to make a return – bravo to whoever is in charge of their impulse buy point of sale items.  For less than $10 bucks you get such Norris factoids as:

“In China there is an ancient legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanguish evil from the land.  That man is not Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris did kill that man.”

Plus some other more PG-13 rated items:

“Chuck Norris’s dick is so big, it has its own dick.  And Chuck Norris’s dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.”

Short, funny read.  Even though some items have been lifted from Bill Brasky’s sketches..

The Truth About Chuck Norris [Amazon]

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