[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Platypus – “The Tower” ]

There’s no bigger turn-off than a drunk chick stumbling around and being loud. They’re just so disgusting. Unless of course you happen to be drunk too, in which case most people look good whether they’re standing upright and commenting on South American politics, or falling down in the middle of a subway and shouting, “I’m pretty dammit.” Maybe that’s why guys drink in the first place, to be able to find drunk girls attractive.