Have you noticed the odd spam subject lines lately? I got the funniest one the other day, but of course I can’t remember it. I’ve been getting high on NyQuil for the past couple of weeks and I think it’s affecting my memory. And I’m becoming paranoid. Did anyone hear that? Huh? Anyway, let’s see what’s in ye olde inbox right now:

“kaiser semaphore” – from Alice Riley
“melodious lucia paramagnet ecuador sao” – from Laurel Ross
“piety forbes hydrodynamic” – from Bradley Purvis
“cyrillic eukaryote complaint expansive hetman” – from Basil Arroyo

Any of these would make fine band names I might add. I think we should form a bunch of bands, each named for a spam e-mail, and go on a package tour. Any takers?

SONG OF THE MOMENT: Eels – “It’s a Motherfucker”