VP “We missed you at the pre-strategy meeting today.”

Lance “Well, I went looking for you all for the meeting at two. No one was around at 2:15, so I went back to my office to work. You could’ve called me, would have been happy to come in.”

Later I found out that the meeting began at 2:45 – 45 minutes late. What the fuck was I supposed to do, sit in a room alone and wait for your fucking lazy asses to roll in?