I’ll take the Bigfoot Christmas Tree ornament please!  Actually, Jezebel has an article detailing what they’re calling “seriously crazy” ornaments.  I call them fraking awesome.  Margaritas, dinosaurs, a delicious looking hoagie (or grinder, or sub or hero depending on which crappy city you’re from).

9 Really Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner’s [Jezebel via Gizmodo]